Or "Shooty Shooterson" would also work.
ANYWAYS... how harsh is THAT? He totally shot a guy! He's so hardcore! Hardcore AWFUL!! I hear he finally started talking about it today, and basically said that yep, he pretty much just shot his friend. SO HARSH!!
Now, I gotta admit... when I first heard this, I kinda wished that he had shot his OTHER friend... the one who has the giant office. That would have been insane.
I would like to make a promise to you, loyal reader:
Friend, I promise I will never, EVER shoot you with a BB Gun. Not even if Santa were to bring me one of the "Red Ryder" variety. Because I care about you, baby. Plus, we will probably never go a huntin' fer some berdies. Even if you called me up one Sunday when I had nothing else going on and invited me to go hunting I would say no. So don't even bother asking. I made a PROMISE and I don't want to do anything that would chance me breaking my promise. Because I am not a promise breaker. Nor am I a "Promise Keeper" cause I think that club is just for boys, but that is a whole different story.
SO ANYWAYS, the point is that I won't shoot you. Cause I'm cool like that. Please don't shoot me either. Thank you.
That is all.
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