You are SO JEALOUS.

Why? Cause your grandma is not cooking YOU dinner tonight, and mine IS! You are a fool. My grandma will also say some swears and it will be hilarious. That is why you are jealous. My grandma makes the yummiest food ever. It will be so delicious! I'm not sure what she is making though.

But you can bet it won't be friggin' OCTODOG.

Dave, you know I love you, but Octodog is DISGUSTING. Looking at it makes me want to throw up a little. I just THINK about it for a second and I get all queasy-like. I even took the case to a small jury of my peers and they all thought it was gross too. Here are some of the responses I got:

Angus said: "Calamari is more appetizing than the octodog...and I hate calamari. Why would you ruin a perfectly good snouts and entrails hot dog by making it look like an oil squirting, devil spawn sea creature?"

Sheldon said: "Oh god. Octodog made me sick. The horror… the horror."

Rob said: "Wow. That is... really...gross."

My mom said: "Ewwwww!"

A few people just made vomiting noises.

My sister ran out of the room before I could even show her the picture.

The point is, that it's revolting. Everyone agrees with me. Let us speak no more of Octodog.


I hope grandma makes roasted chicken. That is some GOOD TIMES. Mmmm...