Damn you, Friday, March 31st, 2006!

DAMN YOU!!!

Today was very busy at work again. That is not good times. My brain feels like mush. Of course, my natural tendancy is to medicate with alcohol... which ever since last Friday has really won me over. I think that maybe I am ALL ABOUT drinking on Fridays after work.

Now if only drinking alone wasn't so pathetic, I'd really be in business!

Today is also a very sad day at work. It's Sheldon's last day. Wah! Now I have to find someone else who understands nerd speak and appreciates butternut squash as much as I do. (BTW, butternut squash effing KILLS it!)

To top off the crappiest of days, I just spilled soup on my shirt. Luckily, it doesn't appear to have left a stain... but it is still wet (SO GROSS!!!) so I can't say for sure.

One good thing has come of this day though. I discovered that apparently I give awesome presents! Maybe if you move away, you too could get a 100% authentic (in no way fabricated by me) photo of the Fonz. It's totally real. I guess I am just lucky! It's not every day that you just happen to run into Henry Winkler on your way home AND (miracle of all miracles) happen to be carrying both a sharpie and a glossy photo of the Fonz! Seriously. What ARE the odds?

I totally get my new car tomorrow. Jealous much? I thought so. You love it. It's gonna be pretty rad. I will get my picture taken in it. There might possibly be a "thumbs up" involved. *yesss!*

I will have to go say goodbye to Sheldon soon. That sucks. Saying goodbye to people is lame. Unless of course you hate them, in which case it is actually kind of awesome. But I don't hate him, so it's totally lame.

This just in: I am not funny today! Perhaps I have misplaced my mojo or something. Whatevs. I'll be funny again later. Just you watch. The next post will rock harder than Bon Jovi and GNR put together. TOGETHER!!! (That is some pretty hard rockin', FYI!) Allow me illustrate:















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Later, jerks!