I love candy. I don't think you understand. I said I LOVE CANDY. Seriously. I am all about the candy.
This is a problem.
Over the past few days I have eaten a rediculous amount of mini eggs. It's crazy. There is a bag of them sitting on my desk right now, and I can barely handle it. I don't think you understand the sheer volume of these things that I have consumed.
The Cadbury peeps just called me and they were all "Seriously, save some for everyone else JERK. We can only work so fast."
Once I finish the bag, I will not have to worry about it anymore.
Well, not until Easter, anyways.
Screw you, Cadbury. You AND your delicious small chocolate eggs!
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