Movin' On Up...

Sorry. No Deee-luxe apartment in the sky to be found here, friend. BUT... we do have a shiny new car on the way! I'm terribly excited. I got a brand new Yaris! Woot! It's good times. I am going to get it next week sometime. Awesome. You are sooooo jealous right now. It's okay. Need a hug? Go ask your MOM! (ohhh, BURN!)

Today has been fairly awesome as far as Mondays go. I'm having a good time. I'll tell you why.

This morning I went downstairs to fill my water bottle and the vending machine guy was there. Why is this hilarious and strange? Because the vending machine guy kinda looks a little bit like Hitler. Seriously. You just imagine what it looks like to see a sort-of-Hitler refilling a vending machine. See? Funny stuff! (Note: Before I committed to the idea that he looks like Hitler, I made sure to ask a jury of my peers. He agreed. There are no rules that say I can't have a one person jury.)

I got some other very exciting news this morning. I get to see a secret concert that no one else knows about! YEAH! It's going to be awesome. I can provide no details at this time... as I fear you will use this vague information to figure out things about me... and next thing I know you'll be following me home on the bus. I just don't want to deal with that right now. Plus, I like the idea that you are sitting there right now thinking "WHAT SECRET CONCERT???" It is killing you. And I love it. *MUAHAHAHAHA!*

THEN... I got to eat leftover Shepherd's Pie for lunch. My mom made it. It was delish. That's the thing I miss about living at home... the mom cooking part. I bet YOU didn't get to eat Shepherd's Pie for lunch, did you? Nope. That's why today is awesome.

One more thing that makes today so awesome is that I recently discovered (my boss pointed this out to me 5 mins ago...) that a guy I work with totally lokos like Ricky Gervais!!! SO AWESOME!!! I get the feeling he doesn't watch the Office though. Now I just have to trick him into re-enacting all the best bits of the show. Like the dancing. My imitation of the David Brent dance has won rave reviews around town, btw. If you have any suggestions of hilarious David Brent moments you would like me to trick the look-alike into re-enacting, just ask. I'll let you know if my attempts are successful. This is going to be amazing.

One more thing before I go. Every year I taunt my family about how I am going to get them the most useless, crappy, lame-o gifts in the world for Christmas. This usually involves some new sort of Starfrit product. BUT, being the nice girl that I am... I always get them good gifts anyways.

But not this year. This year, everyone I know is going to get THE WORST GIFT YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. IT IS TOTALLY USELESS. UTTER CRAP, I TELL YOU. SO AWFUL, YOU WILL BE CONVINCED THAT I HATE YOU.

Harry Potter for everyone, bitches!

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I hate you, Potter.