Do you want to join the secret jokes club? It's okay. Nobody else does either.

"Oh, hello there. I was just reading the phone book, as monkeys so often do. My name is Archibald and I am a trained monkey. I am capable of dressing myself. I'm currently unemployed, so if you know of anyone whose shoes I could easily fill, please let me know. The increase in fuel prices does not for cheap bananas make, my friends."

Sometimes, internet pictures say the darndest things! I love monkeys.