Don't say I didn't warn you...

I just thought I should remind all of you that you should NEVER, EVER, REALLY EVER (to the power of 10 million) trust a robot.




















Sure, he looks like he would be fun at parties... but he will kill you with a suspicious looking lolipop.

Seriously. I'm telling you this for your own good. Dave was kind enough to remind me of the dangers of fraternizing with robots, so I'm just paying it forward, fools.

I would also like to remind you to treat your mother right. You better not talk about other people's moms either. Why? It just ain't right, cause the woman is not there to defend herself.

That's pretty much it for today's public service announcements. You better listen up. BE SOMEBODY, OR BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL. I ain't playin'!

Goddamnit Google video, I love you so hard.

On a side note, after reviewing the robot warning, I noticed something funny about it. These wise words about the dangers of robots would also make an excellent ad in the personals:

If you're a human being, we're in business
If you are not a machine, we're in business.
If you are not me, we're in business.
We're in business.

I hope that one day I will see that in the back of the paper. I will respond with a marriage proposal. And if said individual isn't a total Barney, I might even go through with it.

SHA-ZAM!