I was eating some mixed nuts because they are awesome and probably pretty good for you, when I came across a cute little nut that I did not recognize. I discovered that it was a filbert, which sounded okay, so I gave it a go.
Are filberts supposed to taste like burning? Cause it totally tasted like it was burnt. And not in the delicious way, like burnt toast. In the bad way, like burnt... everything else.
I just now realized that maybe that one little guy was actually burnt. Maybe they don't all taste like that? Now I am nervous about trying another one. These are the things that keep me awake at night, people.
It's always colder in here when it's hot outside. They really like the AC in this joint. (Now if only that were the Slater variety, we'd be happening!) Seriously, WE ARE HUMANS. NOT GIANT MEAT CARCASSES. TURN UP THE GODDAMN TEMPERATURE.
3 comments:
I think you might venture to try filberts again. Did you get my text that I'm coming to meet you, and then we will have noodles? I didn't mention the noodles part at the time...But now you know, and that's half the battle.
I will try them again, because I'm a team player and I'm not a quitter!
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They keep it cold in here so they can beat us to a bloody, messy, meaty pulp without all the rotting...
cause rotting smells bad...
worse than burnt filberts I bet...
way worse than burning dilberts too I imagine...
but not worse than homo milk that's been sitting in the sun for 3 and a half hours 4 days after it's best before date expires.
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