No, it's not Pam Anderson... though why she is not the personal hero of all of us, I will never understand. It is DAVID SUZUKI.
I really wish he would stop doing that! It gives me conflicted feelings and I just don't know what to make of it. This is the problem:
There he is. The Nude-Zuki. (I made that up all by myself! *rock*)
DUDE IS RIPPED. Look at those rock hard abs for god's sake! I don't know anyone MY age that has those! THE MAN IS 70 YEARS OLD!!!
Hence the conflicting feelings.
I should be all, "Ewww gross! Naked old guy!" Which I kind of am.
But I'm a little bit, "Good GOD, he has a little bit of a smokin' hot body." Which makes me feel very, VERY uncomfortable.
It does, however, give me some incentive to work out or something. If I look like that at 70, life will be pretty okay, I think.
If I looked like that NOW, life would be pretty AWESOME!!!!!
If I had it, I suppose I would want to do a little bit of the flaunting it also.
Alright, Suzuki. Nude it up, if you must.
Hey, did you hear that kids? I think I've just come full circle.
(NOTE: I hereby declare that I intend to copyright the phrase "Nude it up". It's just too awesome not to.)
2 comments:
Where did you find that photo, Suzuki-stalker? I think it is lovely in an artistic way.
On the CBC website. It is big news. Right on the front page. It's not like I went looking for it.
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