It's almost like I don't actually exist...

You know you've done it. We are all curious about it. You wanna know what other people will see about you on the internet. So you Google yourself! Most people will find their name in an online newsletter, or perhaps your blog (if you have one).

BUT NOT ME!!!

I have what seems to be the most common name on the internet. First, middle and last. You can look, but you will not find me at all.

This is FABULOUS news! I can get away with so much more than all you fools with distinctive names! CAUSE NO ONE CAN FIND ME!!!!!

I'm hatching my long list of evil plans as we speak. You are so totally jealous. Why?

Cause "the man" can't get ME down, sucka!












Oh my GOD!! I need this. STAT! Then my pocket could call people "sucka". That would be amazing.

In conclusion, I think that it is awesome that the internet is helping me to hide out from the feds and I think one of you needs to help me find out WHERE THE HELL I CAN GET A MR. T IN YOUR POCKET because I will start to scream real loud if I don't get one.

Thank you.