PALE WHITE GIRL + SUNNY BEACH ON HOT DAY = REALLY GODDAMN BAD FRIGGIN
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But you probably already knew that. Because you are all so smart, my pets. I also knew that, but apparently chose to ignore the facts and use the rebel yell. And now I'm friggin BURNT. Bright red. All over. It sucks. I look stupid. Tanned people are judging me. I hate being pale. You all suck.
Happy Monday! I love you all.
2 comments:
That sounds like a good plan. Especially the ice cream part, since it's so FRIGGIN' HOT here right now. Thanks for the tips, lady!
If you invite platypus to watch you could even make some dough.
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