Apparently, the big boss says that today, due to a "hockey situation" we are permitted to leave work early today so that we may not miss a moment of game 7. Here lies my moral dilemma.
Is it morally wrong of me to leave work early for this reason? Cause I honestly don't give a flying you-know-what about the Stanley Cup this year. I could have gone through the past 2 weeks blissfully unaware of the fact that it was even happening. I would have been super okay with that. In fact... last night Lydia asked me if I wanted to go to the pub to watch the game and my answer (without a moment of hesitation) was a flat out "No".
Yeeeeah. See these guys? I don't really care about them.
SO... considering that I am hoping to completely avoid watching this silly little game, I need to know. Will I or will I not go to hell for possibly leaving early if I'm not going to watch the stupid game? Honestly, I think it's perfectly reasonable if I DO leave... because I should not be punished for not giving a crap about our nation's sport. So there.
The red guy's all like "Woooo!" and the goalie guy's all like "WTF? I hate you." And I'm all "Shut up, bitches, I'm trying to watch reruns of the Simpsons. It's the one where Homer does something absoludicrous and then it all works out okay in the end."
5 comments:
You have GOT to leave early. It is a perfect way of sticking it to the man.
It is like saying to the Oilers fans, "thanks for the gift fuckheads!"
Take the early departure and do whatever the fuck you want because Oilers fans can suck a bag of dicks.
I don't care about nothing, and I am TOTALLY leaving...in 15 minutes...
Scratch that, one thing I DO care about is getting the hell outta here early.
I saw you leaving, and I must admit I was terribly jealous. Because while you were leaving, I was asking our esteemed collegues for help with a math problem. *sigh*
All you have to do is pretend you watched the game, but really, just listen to the radio in the morning, no one will be the wiser.
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