Something like a phenomenon...

The title really has nothing to do with anything, other than the fact that it was the very song that popped into my head as soon as I clicked the text box where I type the titles. GOOD TIMES. That song is so awesome. I'm totally going to listen to that shit when I get home. Big ups to LL Cool J for keepin it real.

ANYWAYS... I just ate lunch. I thought it was going to be delish, but I was sadly mistaken. For some reason I had myself convinced that gnocchi and pesto would be pretty okay, but I think I was wrong. So very, very wrong. It tasted sour-like and was not an overall enjoyable eating experience. I also discovered that I have apparently been cooking it the wrong way this whole time. Who knew? I know better now, so next time I'm sure it will be top notch.

This morning I had some fun times with imagination. I was trying to think up scenarios which would make it so that I would have to fly to work on a helicopter. So far, I got nothin. But the day is young, my friends. I have also been plotting the demise of modern society, but I've got to keep that under wraps for now.

In other news, I just discovered that Hulk Hogan has a reality tv show! And his entire family has yellow-blonde hair! And they are all just as tanned as he is! Trust me, it's entertaining. He appears to have ripped off the Rock and has taken to referring to boys who wish to date his daughter as "jabronies". He is also not fond of nipple rings, so keep that shit under your shirt when the Hulkster is around.