Where did it come from, this tension headache? It came from my neck, which got all tense because that's what it does when I am under some stress. The neck tightens up sooooooo much that it is damn near impossible to relax it. Good grief! So added to the neck that is toight like a toiger, is a serious case of the tummy grumbles. Kids, this is what happens when they tell you that you are going to get off work early today at 1pm. So you think to yourself, "Sweet! I'll just eat lunch after I'm done work. Super awesome!"
But it is not super awesome, because they lied and you didn't get to go home early at 1pm because there was too much work. So now it's like, 2:15pm and you are still at your desk and you have still not eaten because there is no time. This is where I pull a Jessie Spano moment:
"THERE'S NO TIME! THERE'S NEVER ANY TIME! I NEED TO SING, ZACK! I HAVE TO SING! I'M SO EXCITED! I'm so... I'm SO CONFUSED!" Wah, wah, wah.
I am so hungry that I am considering making a trip down to the vending machine. You might think this is no great personal sacrifice, but considering said vending machine is owned and maintained by a man who surely realizes that he looks exactly like Hilter and is therefore doing it on purpose... then you can understand why I have issues with it. Being German, I just can't support that sort of thing.
Though, I bet they have some delicious chips in there... screw you, Hitler! I'm not giving in!
Can I leave yet? There is beer that wants me to drink it. The beer and I are really on the same page...
2 comments:
You took caffine pills? I had three cups of coffe at work today.
No, no, no! I did not take caffeine pills, I was just mad because I had no time to eat.
You know how it is.
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