It has officially started. It is officially crap. I officially hate it.
IT IS THE TIME WHEN THEY START PLAYING SHITTY CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE RADIO ALL THE TIME.
I hate Christmas music, man. It is so lame. It is always about how people loooooooove people and how everyone is happy and how it is totally not even the most stressful time of year at all. So basically, it is all lies. Except for the Hanukkah song. That one is awesome.
I only like the Christmas songs that tell the truth. So for your viewing/listening pleasure, I give you an honest Christmas song, which exposes the plight of the sweatshop labourers (elves) that work so hard to make your Christmas gifts. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM, JERKS.
2 comments:
Clearly you've never heard "Santa's Coming in a Whirlybird" by Gene Autry. It is the BEST Christmas song ever. Totally one of my favourite songs Christmas or not.
You are right. I have not heard that one... but I will find it! I trust your musical judgement. This might just be the one that turns things around, Brie.
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