So yesterday, in an attempt to FREAK ME THE HELL OUT, Platypus brought something into my office. He put it on my desk, shoved it in my face and waved it around me. Honestly, it worked. It was perhaps the creepiest thing I have ever seen. I strongly suspect that it is still inside the building, and it is seriously freaking me out!!!!!! Do you want to see it? Okay, fine. You asked for it...
WARNING: Not suitable for... anyone really.
GOOD GOD, THAT THING IS TERRIFYING! IT IS A ROBOT CAT. THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID ROBOT CAT. POSSIBLY THE WORST COMBINATION OF THINGS EVER. I HATE ROBOTS AND I HATE CATS. *shudder*
Seriously though... doesn't that thing just look like it's ready to turn on you at ANY SECOND??? Gives me the heebie jeebies. I actually just got the shivers from thinking about it. No joke.
On a positive note, I found this awesome clip while I was searching for the evil robot cat. It made me laugh because nothing is funnier than THE TRUTH.
I knew it! Documented proof of the evil ways of cats. I told you so.
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