It's Bernielicious...

I can't believe I friggin' forgot to tell you about this RIGHT AWAY. But I remembered now, which is the important part.

On Saturday, I had the good fortune to take part in a work of culinary brilliance. Friends, meet THE LAVA BURGER:

















Sweet mother of god, look at that thing. That is what the air tastes like in heaven.


The lavaburger is the creation of the great and powerful Bernie. It has cheese and butter in the middle of it. Yes. Cheese AND butter. That is what makes it lava-like. The cheese melts into this gooey deliciousness and totally explodes when you bite into it. But you don't even care if it hits you in the eye, because it is DELICIOUS. It has three different kinds of cheese melted on top of it. Yes. THREE KINDS OF CHEESE. Then there were about 75 million different things you could put on your burger, because Bernie likes to make condiments. Yes. He makes his own mustard and whatnot. The whole scene was just this insane cornucopia of delicious amazingness... I'm tearing up a little just thinking about it.

Thinking about it is also causing me to have some minor heart palpitations due to the fact that it was cholesterol city up in that bitch, but that's okay. It was totally worth it. THANKS, BERNIE!!!