You can thank the flux capacitor for that one...

Conversation between slightly drunken friends on a Friday night:

DAVE: *blah blah blah, makes joke about someone's mom*

ME: (speaking in fake British accent, which is actually pretty good) "Oh, shut up you tosser."

DAVE: "Did you just call me a tosser?"

ME: "Indeed, I did."

DAVE: "HAHAHA! That's awesome. Oh wait... SHUT UP!"

(This carries on for bit.... 5 mins later...)

*Dave's mobile rings... his ringtone is "American Psycho" by Treble Charger*

ME: Ummmm... Dave, 1999 is calling, you'd better answer that!"

*Hysterical laughter and mad props courtesy of Amanda and Seth... and me.)

Damnit, I'm awesome.