I got new office furniture today at work. It is kind of hilarious. Imagine if you will, a cubicle. This is no ordinary cubicle... it is a cubicle covered in teal suede microfiber! No, I am not joking.
It is also funny because instead of the usual corkboard and push pin friendly walls, there is only one wall to stick things on. It has what resembles an upholstered headboard in shiny colour coordinated fabric. Hence the uncontrollable fit of giggles I have been in all day.
The most hilarious part about all of this is that my new "office" is waaaaaaaaay in the back of this narrow little hallway I have decided to call "the alley". I guess this is going to be where I beat people up when engaging in shady dealings. I am also going to see about rigging something up so that "Beat It" starts to play when I walk down there.
I now reside in a wee little corner far away from everyone else. I think it's pretty funny. We have come up with all sorts of fun names for it, such as "The Hole" and "Effing Siberia".
This is good news for you, the reader. Why? Because it will only serve to make me more bitter, which will likely make for excellent reading materials for you. I know you love it when I am miserable. That's when the sarcasm really shines. SHINES!
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