There are a couple of things I've been wanting to tell you for some time now, but I just didn't know how to say it... so I'm just going to say it:
When I am at work and I need to alphabetize things I sometimes have to run though the alphabet song in my head to figure shit out.
Also, I cannot do simple arithmetic in my head. I start to panic, and my mind goes blank. Numbers make me terribly nervous. Hence why I will ask you a thousand times to make sure I am tipping appropriately.
One more thing. Every once in awhile I catch myself watching reruns of 7th Heaven and other assorted religious programming. Mostly because despite the seriousness of the messages they are trying to convey, I find it super hilarious. Especially that anorexic looking lady who sits behind a news desk. I don't get it, but man do I love it.
I know this is a lot to take in, but I hope we can still be friends. Please?
PS: While I'm at it, I might as well tell you that I sort of think Phil Collins is awesome. Not that Disney balladry bullcrap, but the hardcore shit he used to do. You know... like Sussudio. Heck yes.
2 comments:
You arn't alone... I have to sing the alphebet song sometimes too, and well as you know I totally can't do any math in my head inless its 2+2. Lets blame mom and dad, they should have helped us with our homework more.
P.S. Phil Collins is grrrrreat.
Have you heard that This American Life story where she writes a love song to deal with her break-up and talks about it with Phil Collins? It's real. It's pretty fun.
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