You can't handle the truth. Because the truth is so AWESOME.

I say that if you are going to do something, you might as well do it right. So I have done the research. The research tells me that if you are going to be Internet-famous, you need to tell people what you are doing pretty much all the time. I totally don't do that right now. Consider this my attempt to remedy the situation.

RIGHT NOW. At 5:36pm on March 20th, 2009. WHAT AM I DOING?

I am in my kitchen. I am still in my killer work outfit. I am wearing a big necklace. I am drinking beer from a bottle. I am dancing around to this song:




I look awesome doing it.

Ummmm... now what? I guess I'll just keep dancing.

I told you the truth was awesome.