Things you could do today, if you felt like it:
- Listen to Stars and then have makeouts.
- Listen to Stars and then think about having makeouts.
- Eat a piece of cake.
- Eat a banana.
- Misdiagnose yourself with something by looking it up on the internet.
- Hike up your tights in front of a glass wall.
- Slouch a lot.
- Partake in nasal irrigation.
- Steal someone's pen.
- Smell a flower.
- Take some allergy medicine.
- Build a rocket ship.
- Smile at someone who is a total jerk.
- Go to sleep whenever you feel like it because you are a grown up, goddamnit.
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