Things I am getting really good at:
- doing the "I'm totally dancing but I'm trying to look like I'm not dancing" dance on public transit.
- doing the "I totally have to pee right now but I'm trying to act like I totally don't have to pee right now" thing during meetings.
- doing the "I'm totally not working, but I look like I'm working" thing when I'm at work.
- doing the "I look like I'm listening, but I'm totally not even listening" thing ALL THE TIME.
- making lists of things that no one really cares about.
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I can do at least one of these things.
You'll have to guess which one, though.
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